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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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brodoyouevenswift:

Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.

Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here

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betweenthetights:

shirane-hotoke:

How to Plant a Beautiful Garden 

sueanoi i feel like you should make one of these

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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chipsprites:

ORAS: メガシンカ [more۞ ~  

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amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

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richfag:

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